arse fart

polite way of calling someone an idiot, jerk, stupid, or inappropriately mean or stupid without sinking down into the usage of obscenities. Taken from the term arse for backside or bum and the word fart the sound that comes out when a person passes gas. Basically telling someone their comments are full of hot air and just trite, mean or silly.

E: Look at that bird in the sky!
A: There's no bird in the sky why are talking like an arse fart again?

Guy 1: Look at Jenni over there talking about Anna again and throwing salt.
Guy2: Yep that Jenni she keeps on acting like an arse fart.

arse fart by Sharky6 August 1, 2016

fart-arse 

To muck around or be stupid.

Michael, stop fart-arseing around and mow the lawn.

fart-arse by xXDaniiXx December 14, 2008

fart higher than your arse 

To harbour an inflated opinion of oneself.

As in “That lad David Beckham. He farts higher than his own arse”.

fart higher than your arse by Gaz Farrell August 28, 2003

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008