Areen <3 

Areen
Areen is the prettiest girl I've ever seen,she looks so perfect to be true,the smallest detail of her make me fucking obsessed w her,every time she calls ma name I feel like if the buttterflies aren't even enough to explain how I'm feelin,I'd die for her cuz she makes ma mind totally freezed when she's w me,she makes me forget everything bad is happening to me,she's a stunning gurl w shining eyes and w a black hair,I wanna touch it n play w it until she sleeps cutely in ma arms :( , her dimple is the prettiest dimple I've ever seen,her eyebrows even her everything is out of the world n so special,obsessed with her hand I wanna hold it soooo bad,her smile drives me crazy but honestly....all of her can drive me crazy hihi...
I mean there's no one but no one looks like her or can reach her perfection ever,she has been made w a magical way I sweaaar.

Once she told me that I'm a God,but she went wrong bc she's my God!!

I remember every each single thing abt her,what she likes,what she hates,what's her fav food,colour even her songs n everything.

so baby girl u know that I'm so damn into u,can we get physical?

She looks just like a dream the prettiest girl I've ever seen from a cover of a magazine yes she's ma lil baby bear Areen <3

Areen <3 by your girl ophelia November 22, 2021

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004

disney money 

The changing in the value of money after entering Walt Disney World.

Husband...."I just spent over three hundred dollars to get my family and me into Walt Disney World. And, now they want me to pay fifteen dollars for a pen with Mickey on it? It took three hours to earn that much money."
Wife......."Stop being a tight wad. You're not spending real world money. You're spending Disney money."

disney money by Big CU December 27, 2007