a awkward white boy who thinks hes hood.
Person 1: heyy dude see that poser over there?
Person 2: ooh thats ardi.
by TotesAmaze. January 27, 2011
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Hanzel: Hey bro wat you hittin up tonight?
Snow White: Oh just sum Ardi
by Mandy April 18, 2005
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Apparently, our newest and oldest ancestor, even older than the infamous Lucy. She is not an ape, nor a human, nor even the thing in between.

Her name was shortened from Ardipithecus ramidus, a species she is a part of. She has a small brain and weighs 110 pounds. Her remains were found in Ethiopia, and supposedly lived about 4.4 million years ago.
by ACityAftrUs October 3, 2009
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slang for hard luck/bad luck
Willis: 'OH NO my penis is stuck is stuck in my zipper
Abby: haha 'ARDIES'
by abbyox December 1, 2011
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Wow she’s such an ardy!
by Ardylicious October 3, 2018
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A moment where you're allowed to say something to a woman so completely and utterly gay, that a fellow male would drop kick your nuts.
1. "Emily baby sweety hunnie pie, will you be my valentine."
2. "I'm the only hot guy in the world baby, thats all you need to know."
by Bob Sagget February 6, 2005
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Someone who is mentally retarded. Used as an alternative to "tard monk" because it's more fun to say.
Oh Jeremy, you're such an ardy tardy
by Cornhole Jesus March 16, 2015
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