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apsara

is a girl that is bad as hell, period. apsara is incredibly pretty and sexy ass hell. apsara is a leader and her presence demands attention.

though on the outside apsara may seem bitchy and mean, once you get to know her, she is the sweetest and most amazing person on the planet. earning apsara’s trust may take a while, but once you have it, don’t misplace it. apsara isn’t one to play games, if you misplace her trust, she won’t hesitate to throw hands, after all she is the baddest bitch ever.

apsara is a sucker for cuddles and loves music. once you break down her wall, she’s a big baby who loves attention. apsara has the best sense of fashion and loves shoes.

hands down the best person on this planet.
damn man, i wish i had an apsara in my life.
by juju_26 January 20, 2021
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apsara

In Sanskrit, the term means "celestial dancers." Apsaras can be found in Hindu mythology. They also appear on the walls of the world's largest religious structure, Angkor Wat (located in Cambodia).
On Angkor Wat, all the beautiful apsaras were shown bare-breasted and they were generously endowed.
by DaCatsMeow July 13, 2007
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Apsara Talkies

This this the local Bombay word denoting a very sexy woman ..
Kaise si hai re meri Apsara Talkies
by jaispeaks June 29, 2006
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Asparagussy

A description of when your urine and/or genitals stink (of course, especially after you've eaten asparagus, but these days used for any awful smell down there.)

A nickname given to someone who stinks like this. And we've all met them.
"Urgh, not tonight - unless you shower. You're too asparagussy,"

So, this friend of yours; is she someone I might date?
Asparagussy? Jeez, no!; Steer well clear of her - she stinks.
by GuitarSteve November 21, 2022
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Boner Hiding Apparatus

A tampon, only when used by a male in the following way:

Step 1.) Insert the tampon up your anus
Step 2.) Tie string around dick to hold it down.
"I popped a boner in class today but it's okay, I had my Boner Hiding Apparatus on."
by Guyp3 January 24, 2013
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Aparajita

Amazingly gorgeous. Good sense of humor. Indian. Brilliant. The essence of awesome. Truly extraordinary. Very Genuine. Truly wants to help. A goddess in natural form.
Wow she was so nice yet beautiful! Yea she has to be, she's an Aparajita
by chichilena August 21, 2012
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Asparagussy

Asparagussy is a nickname. We usually shortened it to Gus.

Back in the day it was given to a girl who is a hateful and manipulative bully. Shes untrustworthy and nasty, and crashes through her life screwing with anyone just to make herself feel better for a few hours. She goes around spending daddy's money and achieving nothing, thinks superhighly of herself without reason, is callous and selfish and leaves behind chaos and unhappiness wherever shes been. Really, just dont talk to anyone called Asparagussy. If its her shed be among the most awful people you could ever know - and will DEFINITELY turn out to be a psycho. She could be anywhere - she never stays in one place for long and its just not worth the risk.
Remember that girl we called Gus, short for Asparagussy?
Oh god, yeah. K__ C__.
Thats her.
I hear she went to LA?
And Portland OR, North Carolina. You name it.
Holly cow! What did they all do to deserve her?
Beats me. Bet she screwed half the guys in both and I bet she still has no real friends.
She doesnt deserve real friends. Shes a slut and a bitch. Always was and always will be.
Yeah. And a bully and always thought she was better than everyone else. Hurts people wherever she goes.
God I hated her.
by AM-VA August 30, 2023
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