April 9th 

National fuck a friend day

Joshua: Hey Vanessa, it's April 9th. Get ready and let's fuck!

April 9th by Ou_yboii May 20, 2020

April 9th 

International Drop Kick a Rapist day

“Hey man, how are you celebrating April 9th?”
“Disrupting a church ceremony.”

April 9th by alias.41 March 31, 2021

April 9th 

April 9 is national slap ass day so be bold and slap some ass

I'm going to be slapping ass on April 9th

April 9th by National manrrr April 9, 2019

April 9th 

Fuck a friend day

I’m finna fuck my bsf it’s April 9th.

April 9th by Kill a hoe March 24, 2021

april 9th 

april 9th is the day prince philip died

hey do you know how and when prince philip died?
yes he died on april 9th due to a sneeze

april 9th by nevnevnev123 April 9, 2021

April 9th 

April 9th is national ass day! Please, go smack the ass of all your loved ones! They cannot yell at you because you can explain to them that it is national ass day! (please don't use this to harass people)

Miranda: *slaps ass*
Olivia: What was that for???
Miranda: It is April 9th...National Ass Day!

April 9th by bigod February 23, 2021

April 9th 

International love your boyfriend day! Give him all the hugs and kisses you can, and don't forget gifts too!

"oh it's April 9th! Gotta give him a good gift!" "Thank you!"

April 9th by April 9th April 8, 2022