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April 19 

April 19 is National Grab Your Homie’s Balls day
P1: hey homie it’s April 19, you know what that means
P2: no
P1 grabs P2’s balls
April 19 by The gooch bandit April 9, 2020

april 19 

me: i want a grilled cheese
lillian: ok
me: i am lactose intolerant
lillian: what about it? it’s april 19. it’s only right
april 19 by cheesetouch April 18, 2020

April 19 

The day that the most beautiful, smart, amazing, and nicest girl was born. If you know this girl or are able to be around her, you are the luckiest person in the entire world. Her smile will light up the room when she walks in.
Guy: when is your birthday?
Girl: April 19th
Guy: I am graced by your presence
April 19 by Big-oz March 26, 2020

April 19 

National fingering day. This is a day where you finger your significant other as many times as you can that day.
Girl:Why did you finger me 12 times today.
Guy:It's April 19 and it's national fingering day
April 19 by Johnny yep May 28, 2018

April 19 

The day you hug your crush and they kiss you right after!
You: *hugs your crush*
Them: *kisses you* “What, it’s April 19th?”
April 19 by theyluvvyanelis April 2, 2022