apricot

The act of jizzing on your blanket and letting the cum dry to it and your dick at the same time. resulting in pain to yo dick.

jimmy apricoted all over and he had to go to the hospital because his foreskin was ripped off!!!!

by mattgivesattacks July 14, 2012

Apricot

A rich spoiled white kid. One who would be at home at a trailer park.

You know that kid Andrew? Yeah he's a total Apricot

by Apricot h8r October 15, 2017

Meaning crazy, or something new....something unexpected or shocking.

by Ceno May 20, 2005

by todaugen November 25, 2003

A loved one, (normally referring to a female.) The one who you will love no matter what.

Person 1: Who’s your apricot princess?
Person 2: My apricot princess is Female 1

by dev1n3 June 15, 2019

A vague sexual reference that actually has no meaning whatsoever. Used for confusing naive or gullible people.

guy1: Dude, I had a sweet apricot sandwich last night!
guy2: Are you using obscure sexual references again?

by Mr. E. Anonymous January 10, 2007

When you eat an apricot and then you rub you balls, and then you smell your fingers and you can't tell if it smells like an apricot or your balls.

"Yo Navi ! ,Smell my fingers"
"Aww dude you got some serious Apricot Balls"

by Yosemite Jackson October 23, 2012