Definitions by todaugen

(. )( .) 

hyroglyphic of Egyptian female chest

If you dont recognize the glyph, then you probably weren't breast fed.

(. )( .) by todaugen June 21, 2006

Drink 

Your Christian name, if your mom was thirsty when you popped out.

Maggie was delerious after giving birth, so did not think twice when she asked for a drink and they handed her her new born son. So they named him Drink. Get it? Ahhhh pffftt...

Drink by todaugen March 5, 2004

Outie 5 yo 

Im outa here, niggers. PEACE!

this strip club blows, outie 5 yo!

Outie 5 yo by todaugen December 1, 2003

dank 

really potent weed, produced by proper slow drying of harvested plant material, usually requiring curing (putting plant material in paper bag, folding over top, placing that bag in another bag. Thus reducing air and light contact on said plant materials, so when you go to retrieve some of said plant materials, it is still moist, green and sticky because the resin glands are still intact and 'sweating'.

usually can only be found on or near a High School (go on, Im sure your son would love to hook you up with some digity dank.

dank by todaugen November 25, 2003

apricot 

my girlfriends dogs name

My GF's dogs head is the size of a freakishly large apricot

apricot by todaugen November 24, 2003