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Definitions by mattgivesattacks
apricot
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The act of
jizzing
on your blanket and letting the cum dry to it and
your dick
at
the same
time. resulting in pain to yo dick.
jimmy apricoted all over and he had to go to the
hospital
because his
foreskin
was
ripped off
!!!!
apricot
by
mattgivesattacks
July 17, 2012
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