Apple Vision Pro 

A scaringly dystopian device that (might) replace smartphones

Person A: You saw the new Apple Vision Pro?
Person B: Yeah, that thing is dystopian

Apple Vision Pro by Illegal_Mexican June 5, 2023

Apple Vision Pro 

An overpriced mediocre Apple virtual reality headset meant to get all the Apple simps to go batshit crazy and throw money at them.

Normal person: Hey bro looks how stupidly overpriced the Apple Vision Pro is
Apple simp: What do you mean? This is the best product ever made. I actually left my wife and kids and sold my kidneys to get this, but it was worth it.

Apple Vision Pro by Gayton Marx February 28, 2024

apple vision pro 

A mixed reality headset that has caused plenty of controversy. Some hate it saying it’s a waste of 3 and a half thousand bucks, others don’t care about it and some love it. It doesn’t have handheld trackers like the meta quests and relies on you to do gestures which can look weird to others.

The apple vision pro should be compatible with hand held trackers like all the other vr headsets are.

apple vision pro by smoking & vaping is for losers March 12, 2025

apple vision pro 

A mixed reality headset that has caused plenty of controversy. Some hate it saying it’s a waste of 3 and a half thousand bucks, others don’t care about it and some love it. It doesn’t have handheld trackers like the meta quests and relies on you to do gestures which can look weird to others.

The apple vision pro should be compatible with hand held trackers like all the other vr headsets are.

apple vision pro by smoking & vaping is for losers March 12, 2025

Apple Vision Pro 2

now with the m5 chip and new headband design.

The Apple Vision Pro 2 is here.

Apple Vision Pro 2 by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing October 18, 2025