They are the sweetest kind of people you will find. Humanitarians who are willing to discomfort themselves to make sure the people they care about are comfortable.
A potent portmanteau of 'application' and 'competent,' meaning "generally good at interacting with software." Theorized to have originated as an egregious spelling error in a spam email subject line.
"become more apetent (sic) for females!"
"wait, becoming more 'appetent' will make me more attractive to girls?"
A useless, uninformative or trivial follow-up text sent by annoyingly impatient people that's worded to sound like it was apart of the initial message, whereas in reality serves no purpose other than to give you another notification
A: Hey man, I'm having some friends over on Friday, is it okay if I can borrow your PS4 controller?
ten minutes pass
A: it's just I only have the one and I have like four people coming round lmao
another ten minutes pass
A: yeah I bumped into a few friends from high school so I wanted to catch up with them sometime this w-
B: Dude I'm at fucking work stop with the Appentexts I got your first text I will reply when I can ffs