N. The intended effects of a group of insecure people who all set their facebook statuses about the same lame event or about each other in an attempt to look awesome or exclusive.
"Did you see John's, Paul's, George's, and Ringo's statuses about how much fun they had at the roller derby? I wish I was cool enough to get invited to go with them sometime."-Ben

"Don't wish that. It's all just a status apparatus. They're really just a group of four lonely guys who get together and try to rollerskate their lonliness away."--Ken
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“Then she put my loaded yogurt rifle in and around her laughing apparatus”
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A metal/hardcore band, from victoria. Known for their energetic live shows across western canada. 4 bros havin a good time and exploding eardrums.
"Are you going to the apparatus theory show tonight?"
"FUCK YAA"
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A person that means a that you love with your whole heart , A cutie patootie , and has amazing texture
Man she’s my Golgi apparatus bro no joke
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While completing completely useless TAKS packets in a chemistry pre-ap class, one of the members of the roflcopter crew (including romo, lucio, pakiprince, and cha) declares that the teacher is a 'golgi apparatus' for giving us such lund-chuusing work. It was then used day-in and day-out spreading the use of this great word.

the many different forms;

1. n. - One who is deficient in judgment, sense, or understanding.; tard

2. adj. - Lacking or exhibiting a lack of good sense or judgment; tard-like

3. Verb. - can mean anything you you bhenchods want it to mean
1. That golgi apparatus, Herod needs to teach us the lesson and not show so many useless videos.

2. That test over Acids and Bases was very golgi apparatus-like.

3. Im going to golgi apparatus all over Lanny tomorrow! ^-^
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A large assemblage of shit located in the yard of someone suspected of being a redneck (see white trash). Specifically, outdated or otherwise useless mechanical contraptions associated with being a hick and/or the killing and skinning of deer, relocating of one's mobile home, etc.
"It's a good thing this trailer park doesn't have regulations on redneck apparatus, or I wouldn't be able to keep that old refrigerator tied to a 1988 Ford Festiva that I use to skin deer in the front yard."

"Holy shit did you see that redneck apparatus?"

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