anus cake 

the point when your shit is half-way inside your rectum and outside the anus

Guy 1: Hey you almost done I really have to take a shit!
Guy 2: Yeah, one sec I have to get rid of this anus cake.
Guy 1: WTF!?
Guy 2: My shit is half-way in my butt and half-way out!
Guy 1: *runs away*

anus cake by MCPanda131 November 30, 2011

anus cake 

slang for shit,turd,poop,crap.

I'll be right back i'm just going to visit the porcelain god to bake an anus cake.

anus cake by mark ronaldson February 27, 2008

Anus Cake 

A total douche or a painful situation.

"Hey look at that massive anus cake!"

"I just met this total random tramp, he's a right anus cake..."

"I've got an exam, what an anus cake."

"All 'beliebers' are anus cakes."

Anus Cake by BallSlapper9000 November 8, 2011

anus cake 

An uncouth individual who is so detestable and despicable that the name "anus" would be unsuitable; this is the type of person who, upon thinking of them, makes you visualize an entire cake made up of nothing more than compressed dirty anuses. Hence, an anus cake.

Person: "Hey, that dude just let his dog crap in the middle of the sidewalk and didn't pick it up!"

Person 2: "What a fucking anus cake he is."

anus cake by J-Boogie 1 February 4, 2010

Anus cake 

Anus Cake- when a man eats the anus of his girl on his birthday. Can use props such as candles and matches.

Man #1- did you have a good birthday.

man#2- it was incredible I had the best anus cake there ever was.

Anus cake by Squishy anuscake April 9, 2016

anuscake 

to partake of manual faeces removal

i'm just nipping to the toilet to bake an anuscake

anuscake by chan gooler August 31, 2008