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The Anti-Fuckening 

When things are going super crap and all of a sudden some weird ass shit just flips your world for the better. Like a reverse doomsday.
What the hell just happened?

I think we have just experienced

The Anti-fuckening ...
The Anti-Fuckening by ThePaveys December 20, 2020

anti-fucktality 

when your roommate is trying to perform a fucktality on you, while a girl is riding you on the bottom bunk and you being the quicker minded being, thrust so hard that the girls head shoots through the top bunk into your roommates back, killing him instantly, thereby saving yourself from instant death and you continue to enjoy the pleasure of fucking the girl while she dangles from your dead roommate's back
my roommate tried to do a fucktality on me last night, but i completely did an anti-fucktality on his ass. and the sex was good
anti-fucktality by patLanddaveRM December 9, 2008

Anti-social fucker 

Anti-social fucker means a person who is horny as fuck. But doesn't want to talk to a woman to have sex.
Yeah, I'm kind of an Anti-social fucker.

antifuckosis

A rare specialized disease that can be diagnosed if caught early at birth. This disease determines the level of immunity against fucks to give and makes it to where said person diagnosed with unable to give any fucks at all and it's incurable.
Safetyman: You see this bucket beside me? This is a bucket of fucks.You understand? Special ordered from home Depot. If you can't find a duck to give on this job site, you can come get one out if this bucket. Ricky I'm placeing you in charge of getting these fuck across the job site. You understand what I'm telling you?

Ricky: Awe naw that ain't my job tile and to be fair when I was born I was diagnosed with a special disease called antifuckosis. Which made me unable to ever give a fuck. Which I don't know why I would try and start now?
antifuckosis by Ornery Gorrilla October 7, 2021

Antifuck 

When you give so few fucks that the number of fucks given reaches below 0 and you start giving fucks in the opposite direction
I give three antifucks about your stupid country festival.
Antifuck by JVKVNI May 24, 2018

antifuck 

A person, or sometimes a situation, which causes life to be less enjoyable or causes a situation to be less successful. It is derived from the term Antichrist. An antifuck is an extreme block to living a happy or successful life and is often a source of anger. It is a person or situation for which one has extreme hatred of, not just mild disregard.
That godamn landlord is a real antifuck. Without him, I wouldn't have any problems.

My stupid antifuck employer fired me. Now my life is ruined.
antifuck by Qui Long July 9, 2009