Anthony Mackie

Anthony Mackie, aka "the greatest chocolate man on earth", is a sarcastic, handsome, dapper, and hilarious actor who plays Falcon in the marvel cinematic universe. His best friend is Sebastian Stan and together they make the greatest friend duo ever seen. Also, he's obsessed with his thighs, like a lot, and can do a bomb Denzel impression.
Quotes:
"You like Easter cuz you about to eat some chocolate homie"
"You never see girls run after engineers"
"Your thighs look like hot dog weiners"

If you don't believe how great Anthony Mackie is, look on youtube for his marvel interviews... you won't regret it.

Anthony Mackie by Rhiannon Marx September 10, 2018

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Anthony Mackie

He is Clarence who lives with his parents.

Anthony Mackie is the guy who lost the rap battle against Eminem just because he lived with his parents in 8 mile

Anthony Mackie by bigbrain69420 May 27, 2021

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THE NEW CAPTAIN AMERICA

“Hey have you seen the finale of TFATWS?”

“YES ! ANTHONY MACKIE DESERVES TO BE THE NEW CAP”

Anthony mackie by Hollygsmith May 6, 2021

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Anthony Mackie

Guy who plays falcon

Guy: Anthony Mackie should have his own movie
Guy 2: who?
Guy: the black dude who plays falcon

Anthony Mackie by Ijustliketoreadman June 25, 2018

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anthony maciel

the best person ever awesome and cool is good at clash royale and mega knight does not need to be nerfed unlike other dumbass people with holes in their brain

"mega knight needs to be nerfed (dumbass)" "no it is perfect and awesome (anthony maciel)"

anthony maciel by gay balls September 5, 2021

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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