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Anthony Mackie

Anthony Mackie, aka "the greatest chocolate man on earth", is a sarcastic, handsome, dapper, and hilarious actor who plays Falcon in the marvel cinematic universe. His best friend is Sebastian Stan and together they make the greatest friend duo ever seen. Also, he's obsessed with his thighs, like a lot, and can do a bomb Denzel impression.
Quotes:
"You like Easter cuz you about to eat some chocolate homie"
"You never see girls run after engineers"
"Your thighs look like hot dog weiners"
If you don't believe how great Anthony Mackie is, look on youtube for his marvel interviews... you won't regret it.
Anthony Mackie by Rhiannon Marx September 10, 2018
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Anthony Mackie

He is Clarence who lives with his parents.
Anthony Mackie is the guy who lost the rap battle against Eminem just because he lived with his parents in 8 mile

Anthony mackie

Hey have you seen the finale of TFATWS?”

“YES ! ANTHONY MACKIE DESERVES TO BE THE NEW CAP”

Anthony Mackie

Guy: Anthony Mackie should have his own movie
Guy 2: who?
Guy: the black dude who plays falcon

anthony maciel 

the best person ever awesome and cool is good at clash royale and mega knight does not need to be nerfed unlike other dumbass people with holes in their brain
"mega knight needs to be nerfed (dumbass)" "no it is perfect and awesome (anthony maciel)"
anthony maciel by gay balls September 5, 2021
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026