That one boy/girl you know that brags about everything and makes the same
jokes over and over.They are just full of their self. Although they might be annoying or..
REALLY ANNOYING they might actually make a good friend.Maybe if they don’t, you still don’t have to be their friend
if you don’t want to.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.