Anna Maria College

Small Catholic college/prison, located just west of East Bum-fuck. There are 900 enrolled students but only approximately 50 here on the weekends. By the end of a students freshman year 50% of the freshmen will transfer or be kicked out. The food although technically edible would be rejected even by a homeless person. I think homeless people actually get fed more then us students. When they run out of food thats it.... you starve. Classes are incredibly easy, it's like high school all over again.

Admission requirements: must be a senior in high school, no SAT scores or essays needed.
Every night the campus holds an activity.... excessive drinking, but don't get caught because their fucking whores about it. Watch out for the black ones, they migrate to the lobby until unknown hours into the morning (nothing against them or anything) ...there are more drug dealers than students with 4.0.

Ricky: Man, I don't think I'm gonna get into college Bobby. I have a 1.9 GPA, two arrests for marijuana possession, a drinking problem and I'm no good at sports.

Bobby: Go to Anna Maria College! You'll fit right in! You'll probably start for their sports teams too!

Anna Maria College by superslut2015 March 30, 2012

Anna Maria College

A small Catholic college located in Paxton Massachusetts. It is said that the campus is haunted by many people who have lived on campus. The food, although surprisingly catered by Aramark the sole provider of food for the Red Sox, is the worst around for any college menu. Thursday nights are the most livliest nights for this small suburban college, as 90% of the campus gets intoxicated. Usually people go to other nearby schools, for example WPI,UMASS, or Worc. St. to party once they get sick of AMC.

Anna Maria College is like a highschool all over again.

Anna Maria College by urbandevil1286 November 9, 2006