Anna Gloria
A Anna Gloria is a complicated person, far more complex than any mathematical problem you've tried solving, but she is also far more interesting.
A Anna Gloria roasts you with her words, but just like musk sticks, you have mastered the art of skillfully deflecting them as they come your way. Talking with her is like eating a can of original Pringles - you can’t get enough of it. However, like reaching the bottom of the can you REALLY have to dig deep to get her to talk and open up. And like the treasure of the remaining crumbs of the Pringles, that’s the best part.
She makes you laugh, she’s KIND, creative and altruistic.
Like a starry sky, you can't stop looking at her until she asks, "What?" And you just laugh and say, "Nothing." Though deep down, you want to describe to her how you feel when looking at her, but you don’t because she wouldn't believe you or would find it "cringe."
A Anna Gloria roasts you with her words, but just like musk sticks, you have mastered the art of skillfully deflecting them as they come your way. Talking with her is like eating a can of original Pringles - you can’t get enough of it. However, like reaching the bottom of the can you REALLY have to dig deep to get her to talk and open up. And like the treasure of the remaining crumbs of the Pringles, that’s the best part.
She makes you laugh, she’s KIND, creative and altruistic.
Like a starry sky, you can't stop looking at her until she asks, "What?" And you just laugh and say, "Nothing." Though deep down, you want to describe to her how you feel when looking at her, but you don’t because she wouldn't believe you or would find it "cringe."
“On a chilly night, I sat close to Anna Gloria on a balcony, with the city beneath us and the stars above us. It was the best.”
“But didn’t she get cold hands and feet?”
“Yeah duhhh”
“But didn’t she get cold hands and feet?”
“Yeah duhhh”
Anna Gloria by Steven Nini June 21, 2023
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