Angry Caterpillar 

n. A soft penis that has pubic hair stuck to it after cumming inside of a hairy vagina and has attracted some of the hair on its way out. When the penis is no longer hard and is covered with the hair it looks like an angry caterpillar.

I was having sex with this girl last night and when I pulled out my cock was looking like an angry caterpillar.

Angry Caterpillar by Vnnami222 May 3, 2012

angry caterpillar 

When you're fucking a girl with a hairy snatch and you cum in here snatch. And when you pull out your sticking dong some of her pubes get stuck to your dong. When you lose your hard on your dong looks like an angry caterpillar.

Ey I was fucking this girl last night and when I pulled out my cock came out looking like an angry caterpillar.

angry caterpillar by Nico The Italian Stallion December 19, 2008

Angry caterpillar 

When you secretly cum on a woman’s pillow and when she wakes up her eyelashes are stuck to the pillow.

Dood: my girlfriend was so mad when her eyelashes were stuck to the pillow this morning.
Dood2: ohhh, the old angry caterpillar huh!

Angry caterpillar by GrannyPunanny October 29, 2018