Angry Snail
I was having hot sex with my girlfriend ashley yesterday until I went down on her and she attacked me with an angry snail.
Angry Snail by Alex Hiltricx February 20, 2009
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An angry snail is what you call a bottle of beer that has been dropped, causing beer to froth out the top as it spins on the ground. Are often the result of a taxi.
An angry snail can also be spotted when a warm or shaken beer is opened by its unsuspecting owner.
An angry snail can also be spotted when a warm or shaken beer is opened by its unsuspecting owner.
angry snail by Stumpy Grumpy September 19, 2006
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angry sailor
when a man pisses inbetween a chicks tits forming a lake and then rams his hard dick through it and screams all dirty shit like a fucking sailor
O, did you guys hear about how Mike gave Adam an angry sailor the other night. His tits were soaked in his urine. I always knew they were homos.
angry sailor by belf November 10, 2006
angry sailor
When a man walks into a mens shower room and yells the word look,then,makes an angry face and frowns while twisting his waist causing his penis to flap side to side
angry sailor by tommyasshley February 21, 2015
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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