(Aves malevolus) Two circular red spots, approx. two inches wide, commonly appearing just above the knees after prolonged visits to restrooms. In severe cases accompanied by numbness of the legs.
I just bumped into my boss outside the restroom with an angry birds rash that was so bad I could hardly walk.
by SkateLikeYouMeanIt November 13, 2011
Get the Angry Birds Rashmug.