Internet Celebrity known from being an Instagram and Twitter sensation he's popular because of his looks just like Justin Bieber which is a friend of Andrew's. Another person who is famous for being famous just like Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton. He may very soon become a household name with the growth of his popularity increasing daily.
Person 1- "omg Andrew Almanza just followed me on Instagram major fangirling"
Person 2- "that's nothing I just had Justin Bieber follow me"
Person 1- "well when Andrew becomes bigger than Justin it won't be so lame now will it?"
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"