Internet Celebrity known from being an Instagram and Twitter sensation he's popular because of his looks just like Justin Bieber which is a friend of Andrew's. Another person who is famous for being famous just like Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton. He may very soon become a household name with the growth of his popularity increasing daily.
Person 1- "omg Andrew Almanza just followed me on Instagram major fangirling"
Person 2- "that's nothing I just had Justin Bieber follow me"
Person 1- "well when Andrew becomes bigger than Justin it won't be so lame now will it?"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!