Andoni

Andoni is a vibe, he is the centre of the party. people want his face. When Chuck Norris goes to sleep he checks his cupboard for Andoni. contrary to popular belief, Andoni actually is a better chise than Phiwe, although Phiwe has more swag. now Andoni is well known in South Africa for being SA Jolling a very unknown sport but highly respectable.

Girl 1: "OMG! did you just see that guy walk past? I want his babies!"
Girl 2 : " Must be Andoni

by Bishopsboy5 September 05, 2011

andony

a smart black guy who knows how to talk to the ladys . even though alot of girls are on his dick he stays faithful to the one he is interested in . he's athletic , funny , and sweet . he is definitely the type of guy every girl wishes to have . he has an immense amount of swag

Girl 1: omg hes so cute !
Girl 2: yeah , word around the street is he is an andony !

by domo20011 June 24, 2011

Andoni

Biggest legend that exits, can eat half a chicken in 2 minutes flat which impresses all the girls.

Person 1: OMG where did that chicken go?
Person 2: Andoni is right here where do u think it went.

by Thot Stathi December 31, 2019

Andoni

A man well versed in the art of vaginas music. Wonderful person, really, and hella gay, carrying around that good ass music taste makes his back HURT.

Person 1: "Who's playing that awesome music?"
Person 2: "This playlist has got to be made by Andoni."

by the First Gestaltian October 08, 2020

andoni

a player who cares abt no one but himself

omg that guy was such an andoni he totally played you.

by lolidekmanthisiswack June 28, 2018

Andonie

Andonie means he’s great at eat fucking food and getting obese because he’s fat fuck nut that needs food to hibernate in the winter or he will pass out!

OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT ANDONIE WHAT. FAT ASS!

by ANDONIE September 27, 2018

Andonis

Andonis is an extraordinary amazing person, great friend and amazing boyfriend husband and father.

He loves his friends and dislike dishonesty and evil intentions. He will protect his loved ones with his life, and he is not afraid to take risks.

He lives an exciting life, full of adventures and he LOVES trying out new things. He is destined to be a successful rich amazing husband and friend. He also has a huge cock.

-Look it's Andonis.
-Oh man I love this dude.
-yeah isn't he the greatest?!

by JokerDude1995 November 20, 2021