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Anderson Silva 

A Brazilian Mixed Martial Arts fighter who fights in the UFC. He is currently Middle Weight Champion. Silva has also been ranked as the top pound-for-pound by Sherdog (the largest MMA website).

Silva has training in Muay Thai and Brazilian Ju-Jitsu. Silvas Nickname "The Spider" comes from his use of Muay Thai, a martial arts in where there are eight contact points of striking. These contact points include two hands, two elbows, two shins, and two knees, and Silva can be seen using these in his fights.
Anderson Silva is currently Middle Weight Champ, can he ever be beat?
Anderson Silva by cchhrriiss. June 17, 2009
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Anderson Silva 

Nouns:
1) A Brazilian Mixed Martial Arts master currently fighting for the UFC. Nicknamed "The Spider" for no discernible reason other than it looks cool on t-shirts.

2) Current UFC-Pride FC Middleweight champion.

Verbs:
1) To kick everyones' asses so monstrously that you intentionally gain weight so you can fight people larger than you.

2) To Fuck someone's shit up in five minutes or less.


Noun:
1) Anderson Silva is the best Pound-for-pound fighter in the world.

2) I can't believe Anderson Silva just kicked someone's ass so hard that his opponent shat himself mid fight.

Verb:
" I was ready to fight the guy but then I heard he Anderson Silva'd some fool last week. He may never walk, talk or eat solid food ever again."

"Hey, did you hear the good news? I put on ten pounds, can't wait to Anderson Silva those fat bastards down at the gym.

Anderson Silva 

N. a term used to measure post leg day pain
"On a scale from 1 to Anderson Silva, how are your legs today?"
Anderson Silva by merica436 December 30, 2013

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026