and shits 

because shit is never singular it always comes with something.

who bought all these things and shits? lots of garbage shits.

and shits by CJ Perry May 15, 2006

carrots and shits 

the joke that Claire Drake used to help her friend Haley Sharpe when they were making fun of their friend Chase Rutherford.

"it looks like he's been eating carrots and sticks and no brush his teeth for weeks" - haley sharpe
"HALEY! it doesn't look like he's been carrots AND sticks. it looks like he's been eating CARROTS AND SHITS 😂🤣😂😆". - Claire Drake

carrots and shits by victoria o <3 December 3, 2020

giggles and shits 

What happens when there is too much shits and giggles

It's all shits and giggles until somebody giggles and shits

giggles and shits by Forever alone August 30, 2016

Tits and shits 

Humans

Hey GODS, look at what those tits and shits have done this time

Tits and shits by Myster Vbody May 23, 2018

Fish and Shits 

The Brittish version of the sexual act better known as the shocker. Both the index and middle fingers are inserted into the vagina while the pinky on the same hand penetrates the anus. Two different and distinctive aromas are left on the fingers upon removal.

"My mate went Fish and Shits on that Trollop last night before he shagged her!

Fish and Shits by Blunted McJammy January 15, 2015

giggles and shits 

The incorrect way of saying shits and [giggles]

P1: ay yo bruh let's do *Insert Thing Here* for giggles and shits
P2: Its shits and giggles

giggles and shits by Nekromancers October 4, 2020

Fish and Shits 

When you are finger-blasting both a woman (fish) and a man (shits) simultaneously

Had a great Toby Carvery with Mark and Angela, and then took them both home for Fish and Shits

Fish and Shits by Novy3946 August 30, 2025