When a man and woman are ass-to-ass (while on their backs) and they decide to put 1/2 of a string of anal beads in each others ass so that neither can leave. Then the male jerks off and just before he shoots his load in his partner's face he yells, "engage!" like Captain Jean-Luc Picard. Can also be done by a senior male on his female partner using his really saggy balls instead of anal beads.
Mike "Oh man, I had Jennifer over last night and gave her a Captain's Anchor!"
James "How was it?"
Mike "She was pretty pissed, and my ass is really sore today."
James "How was it?"
Mike "She was pretty pissed, and my ass is really sore today."
by Gordie1500 December 14, 2013
Get the Captain's Anchor mug.The one person in the family who is either unusually successful, good looking or smart when compared to the rest of the family.
Jim: Wow, Brenda is gorgeous and just made partner at the firm.
Dave: Yeah, and it's a miracle too, if you saw the rest of her family. She's her family's anchor!
Dave: Yeah, and it's a miracle too, if you saw the rest of her family. She's her family's anchor!
by sprtagt June 3, 2011
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When a SWAT team, or military unit shoots a terrorist, they move on to the next room. To prevent a wounded person from getting up, a shot to the head 'anchors' the body. Any units entering the room will ALSO anchor shot, just in case. (Body might be found with one to the chest, and six holes in the head, just because.)
(Rumored to have started with Israeli Anti-terrorist units.)
(Rumored to have started with Israeli Anti-terrorist units.)
"Hey, you got some brain on you...
Yeah, I was a little close on that anchor shot on the second floor."
Yeah, I was a little close on that anchor shot on the second floor."
by Boom-Headshot! June 30, 2011
Get the Anchor Shot mug.When you take a shit so long that it reaches the bottom of the toilet bowl while still attached to your butt.
Horace: Dude, what took you so long in there?
Boris: Sorry man, I was anchored to the toilet by my shit.
Horace: Damn, I hate anchor-shits.
Boris: Sorry man, I was anchored to the toilet by my shit.
Horace: Damn, I hate anchor-shits.
by gpc March 11, 2008
Get the Anchor-Shit mug.A sexual move pioneered by Popeye the Sailor man, where he fists Olive Oil until the anchor tatoo on his fore arm disappears. Fist enthusiasts often draw anchors on their fore arms with sharpie markers to repeat this manuever. More serious fisters can be recognized by the anchor permanently tatooed on their arms.
by Chuck "total gym" Norris April 24, 2009
Get the anchor slam mug.The show you put on a streaming service when you don’t know what to watch. Your go-to for background noise, to sleep or do chores to.
by Mercynary(kik) March 26, 2019
Get the Anchor Show mug.A Latino, Mexican, Central American, etc. girl who sneaks into the U.S. with the sole intention of having a baby--by any means necessary, so that she can take advantage of the U.S. welfare, school, health-care systems.
See term "anchor baby" for further relevance.
See term "anchor baby" for further relevance.
Have you driven by the welfare office lately? The whole lot is filled up with anchor-sluts and their anchor-babies. It is disgusting.
by mike87111 June 15, 2011
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