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Captain's Anchor 

When a man and woman are ass-to-ass (while on their backs) and they decide to put 1/2 of a string of anal beads in each others ass so that neither can leave. Then the male jerks off and just before he shoots his load in his partner's face he yells, "engage!" like Captain Jean-Luc Picard. Can also be done by a senior male on his female partner using his really saggy balls instead of anal beads.
Mike "Oh man, I had Jennifer over last night and gave her a Captain's Anchor!"

James "How was it?"

Mike "She was pretty pissed, and my ass is really sore today."
Captain's Anchor by Gordie1500 December 14, 2013
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Family's Anchor 

The one person in the family who is either unusually successful, good looking or smart when compared to the rest of the family.
Jim: Wow, Brenda is gorgeous and just made partner at the firm.

Dave: Yeah, and it's a miracle too, if you saw the rest of her family. She's her family's anchor!
Family's Anchor by sprtagt June 3, 2011

Anchor Shot 

When a SWAT team, or military unit shoots a terrorist, they move on to the next room. To prevent a wounded person from getting up, a shot to the head 'anchors' the body. Any units entering the room will ALSO anchor shot, just in case. (Body might be found with one to the chest, and six holes in the head, just because.)

(Rumored to have started with Israeli Anti-terrorist units.)
"Hey, you got some brain on you...

Yeah, I was a little close on that anchor shot on the second floor."
Anchor Shot by Boom-Headshot! June 30, 2011

Anchor-Shit 

When you take a shit so long that it reaches the bottom of the toilet bowl while still attached to your butt.
Horace: Dude, what took you so long in there?

Boris: Sorry man, I was anchored to the toilet by my shit.

Horace: Damn, I hate anchor-shits.
Anchor-Shit by gpc March 11, 2008

anchor slam 

A sexual move pioneered by Popeye the Sailor man, where he fists Olive Oil until the anchor tatoo on his fore arm disappears. Fist enthusiasts often draw anchors on their fore arms with sharpie markers to repeat this manuever. More serious fisters can be recognized by the anchor permanently tatooed on their arms.
Gertrude anchor slammed Kermit so hard she could almost feel the back of his teeth.

Anchor Show 

The show you put on a streaming service when you don’t know what to watch. Your go-to for background noise, to sleep or do chores to.
We couldn’t decide on what to watch, so we just put on The Office, it’s our anchor show.
Anchor Show by Mercynary(kik) March 26, 2019

anchor-slut 

A Latino, Mexican, Central American, etc. girl who sneaks into the U.S. with the sole intention of having a baby--by any means necessary, so that she can take advantage of the U.S. welfare, school, health-care systems.

See term "anchor baby" for further relevance.
Have you driven by the welfare office lately? The whole lot is filled up with anchor-sluts and their anchor-babies. It is disgusting.
anchor-slut by mike87111 June 15, 2011
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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