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Acnestis 

The weird word for a place that is unreachable with your own hands unless you rip off someone else's limb or rip a tree's arm and carve that into a hand then use that to scratch your acnestis and no, I sadly haven't been promoted to Dr.Google yet, ask someone else to make this more dirty, I don't get paid for that type of stuff.
Random Guy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, FUCK, GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING HAND OR A FUCKING STICK OR ANYTHING THAT'S LONG SO I CAN SCRATCH MY ACNESTIS

Sloth Bear: WHY CAN'T THE FUCKING SCRATCH BE CLOSER AND NOT ON MY FUCKING ACNESTIS

God: Why did I have to make life and hear their whining about their scratches on their acnestis, when will they learn that I don't care, I should have kept them as stupid fish.
Acnestis by Random Word Definer August 28, 2020
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Incestist 

The act of discrimination against people who are in the an incest relationship. Word Origins: combination between Incest and Racist, First used by a Weeaboo on Youtube that goes by the name of Double4anime.
if you don't support incest, you are incestist
Incestist by Rimic June 21, 2016
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accentist 

It's kinda like being racist, exept... you know... accentist.
I hate Boston accents. I'm so accentist.
accentist by Christina May 11, 2004

acnestis 

The acnestis is the part of the back (or backbone) between the shoulder blades and the loins, which an animal cannot reach to scratch.
My dog Matt was always welcoming people at the front door, in exchange for attending to his acnestis. It’s too bad he was born without any arms or legs, otherwise he’d be scratching his own back just as easily.

alcestis 

Alcestis is a 25 year old CypriatGreek/Greek girl who is still in her adolescence. After dating her a few weeks you will find out that her real name is actually spelt Alkistis and she doesn't like that version of the name.

If you are familiar with the urban dictionary definitions of both these names then you will know that neither spellings of these names have a good reputation. In effect to hide her identity an Alkistis will ask you to call her Anya. In inverted commas; this is supposedly easier for us to pronounce. We all know that's not true; she just wants to market herself as Anya, who is known to be sweet and beautiful.
Again; dont be fooled by the mythological meaning of the name; to an inexperienced lover an Alkistis could feel like true love and that is how they get you. Alkistises are half cold, unfeeling beings with half equally cold and equally unfeeling again beings. (I dont dare call one an human.)
Alkistis: Hi, my name is Anya!! (she walks away)
Player 1: Damn, she has beautiful eyes. (Meaning bum and rack.)
Player 2: That is an Alkistis (alcestis) mate, really not worth the trouble, she wont even let you go bareback on her.
alcestis by Regina Phalange Tribute September 13, 2018

Acnestis 

It's legit ur fucking back. Now u can go around saying ur acnestis is scratching and get beat up by the cool kids. Maybe one of them will hurt ur acnestis *snicker..snicker*
Ow...... you hurt my acnestis
Acnestis by MattthewYaNobodySingh January 6, 2020

Acnestis 

The part of the back (or backbone) between the shoulder blades and the loins which an animal cannot reach to scratch
As the CEO was giving his presentation, Tony silently and casually pressed his back hard against his seat and moved from side to side as inconspicuously as he could, desperate for something to relieve his acnestis
Acnestis by YourLocalEuropean August 15, 2021