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Anal Jousting 

Two people line up their assholes and then shit. The turds are the lances. 1 point for breaking the other guys lance. 5 point if you lance goes into the other guys asshole.
Thoust fuck'd me o''r and thith'r is only one way to settleth things. I challengeth thou to an Anal Jousting!

Moogley and Scooter got tired of rock paper scissor so they tried Anal Jousting. Moogley won when he got his shit log inside of Scooter's asshole.
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anal jousting butt pirate 

adj; A person (man) who likes to ram other men in the anal cavity with their erect penis.
You sir, are an anal jousting butt pirate.

super anal jousting

this is the next step to anal jousting except its more violent and cruel. basically in summary, a males mate must bend over a table or something to hold themselves up with.as the mate is bent over with their butthole spread the male goes approximately 15 feet away from their partner and face their partners behind. the male then with a fully erected penis puts their arms behind their head and just sprints towards their mate. the penis is then used as a very violent joust in the brown eye of the mate and usually results in rectal bleeding
i got my girl to let me give her a super anal jousting move and boy did i pound that ass
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