Anal Jousting

Two people line up their assholes and then shit. The turds are the lances. 1 point for breaking the other guys lance. 5 point if you lance goes into the other guys asshole.

Thoust fuck'd me o''r and thith'r is only one way to settleth things. I challengeth thou to an Anal Jousting!

Moogley and Scooter got tired of rock paper scissor so they tried Anal Jousting. Moogley won when he got his shit log inside of Scooter's asshole.

Anal Jousting by James Jammer Jammerson November 28, 2013

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anal jousting butt pirate

adj; A person (man) who likes to ram other men in the anal cavity with their erect penis.

You sir, are an anal jousting butt pirate.

anal jousting butt pirate by WhiteyMcLC June 19, 2006

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super anal jousting

this is the next step to anal jousting except its more violent and cruel. basically in summary, a males mate must bend over a table or something to hold themselves up with.as the mate is bent over with their butthole spread the male goes approximately 15 feet away from their partner and face their partners behind. the male then with a fully erected penis puts their arms behind their head and just sprints towards their mate. the penis is then used as a very violent joust in the brown eye of the mate and usually results in rectal bleeding

i got my girl to let me give her a super anal jousting move and boy did i pound that ass

super anal jousting by NinjaMrPatrick June 18, 2009

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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