Anal Crackers 

The crispy byproduct of years of anal cream pies and Taco Bell. Usually feels like daggers coming out of your ass and they are usually red and orange colored. Homosexuals experience them the most

Dude Sarah come running out of the bathroom in pain supposedly cause she had some bad anal crackers.

Anal Crackers by Billbelicheck March 13, 2014

Anal bum crackers 

when best friend sticks his hand into the cracker box after scratching his ass for two minutes straight( underneath is shorts), and and then passes you the box, that you need to eat cause you are 250 miles away from anywhere except a freakin lake.

Robin that is disgusting. take your hand out of the cracker box.

Anal bum crackers by Jesse Millar April 30, 2005

Frosted Anal Cracker 

A tasty treat that involves cumming on an asshole, letting it dry, then eating the remains.

Usually the product of a homosexual act, but anyone with a dick can make this!

Jeff: Hey Bob, you hungry?
Bob: Yea, I go for a Frosted Anal Cracker!

Frank and Dave wanted to spice up their sex lives. So Dave made a Frosted Anal Cracker on Frank

Frosted Anal Cracker by BiGuythatsaidHithatoneTime May 2, 2018