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The crispy byproduct of years of anal cream pies and Taco Bell. Usually feels like daggers coming out of your ass and they are usually red and orange colored. Homosexuals experience them the most
Dude Sarah come running out of the bathroom in pain supposedly cause she had some bad anal crackers.
by Billbelicheck March 03, 2014
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