Scumbag Steve

The counterpart to the internet meme 'Good Guy Greg', Scumbag Steve represents the lowest of lowlives. Appearing on Reddit, 4chan, and other internet meme sites, this meme features a drunk-flush man in brown clothing with his trademark brown-plaid hat. Over the picture go words telling of the nefarious deeds Scumbag Steve is known for - 'borrowing' your clothes and never returning them, using all your shampoo when showering at your place, answering your texts when you leave your phone unattended, etc.
Everyone has at least one Scumbag Steve in their life.

Scumbag Steve - borrows your car; gets it impounded.

Scumbag Steve - takes you for a birthday dinner; makes you pick up the bill.

Scumbag Steve - hangs over at your place; eats all your food.

Scumbag Steve by IceWolfbrony August 14, 2012

scumbag slut 

(n.) One that indulges in felching used condoms (scumbags), regardless of what orifice it was used to penetrate. The afflicted individual then consumes the condom to top off the delicious snack.

As she strutted down the sidewalk in her slutty attire, she thought of how great it felt to be the most popular scumbag slut in the red light district of town.

"Say, Doc, there's three rubbers in the vomit of that guy in ER room 5. This patient is a scumbag slut if I ever saw one."

scumbag slut by Rob Porter March 2, 2009

scumbag sunday 

A Sunday where you are hungover, eat lots of junk food and have lots of sex. Can involve watching wholesome religious TV whilst making judgy comments about the priest's sexual orientation or how the parishioners like it rough.Basically you cannot behave like a functional member of society or a good Christian girl.

I really need a scumbag sunday.

scumbag sunday by Socks22 July 16, 2017

scumbag skank 

Someone of poor judgement who doesn't care about other persons feelings. Instead he/she manipulates those feelings to help their own ego. One of little to no moral values.

Look that scumbag skank is with another guy. That makes three this week.

scumbag skank by RockingWG103 January 6, 2018

scumbag shuffler 

A public bicycle, also known as bike-share. Often seen littering the streets of major metropolitan cities, these are usually stolen and dumped wherever convenient for the scumbag. Scumbag shufflers allow scumbags to travel greater distances than previously possible to commit crimes, a true blessing for the community.

My home was burglarized while I was on vacation, and I found a scumbag shuffler laying in the backyard.

scumbag shuffler by Bubba Douglas February 26, 2018

Scumbag Spellcheck 

When your sending a text, tweet, or just typing and autocorrect changes it to make it sound dirty or plain retarded.

You: (typing on XVIDZ) "hot blond milf with nice ass vidz"

Once you press enter: "Your search for 'hot Blonde mild with nice add vida' did not find any results. Try some other popular vidz: (gay porn)"

You: "Ugh! Scumbag Spellcheck! WTF!"

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You: (texting a girl) "Hey bae gota get dos tities an dat ass..."

After sending you see it says: "Hey bale goat get does tiptoes and date add..."

You: "FUCK! SCUMBAG SPELLCHECK WHAT THE ABSOLUTE TANGIBLE FUCK!?!?! FOR FUCKSSAKE! GODDAMMIT!!!"

Scumbag Spellcheck by arthurlovesplastic February 18, 2014

scumbag schedule 

When you play video games until 5 A.M. then sleep until 3 P.M.

12pm Dude 1: Hey man you wanna come play some COD with me?
8am Dude 2: Nah I'm not on the scumbag schedule

scumbag schedule by assclowntheassinator December 5, 2021