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Amityville High School 

A crappy ass school where people go to get a dumb ass education. This school is full of people who do drugs and stupid stuff like me. This school is full of broke people who by fake stuff to make them look they they have made money but in reality you dont but I'm not gonna lie I do the same.

Amityville high school is around the Amityville horror house.

Amityville High school has lit teachers in some spots of the school that do hands on shit and others that make u write notes for 40 mins.
Damn the area around Amityville high school is a crappy place I better move to East Massapequa
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Amityville Memorial High School 

Amityville Memorial High School is a ghetto black school full of money hungry thotties and caucasians tryna act like pimp daddies . You catch some blackies in the bathrooms high on drugs and half the school cutting their classes . If you tryna get a high level education this ain’t it right here . If you tryna find a plug this is it right here . There ain’t no baddies tho they got a stink ol personality with flat butts and saggy tits
Man I ain’t tryna go to Amityville Memorial High School this shi school ghetto asf

Amityville 

A small-in-size but renowned-in-reputation village on the South Shore of Long Island, where you can find a plethora of lifeguards, bongs, surf-racks, and gossip. A place where you can't pee without the whole town finding out in an hour. The townies wear flip flops all year long, and beer pong is played, very competitvely, on any surface available. Everyone either owns a boat, belongs to a yacht club, swims, or at least goes to Robert Moses or Jones Beaches weekly during the summer. Everyone is athletically- or musically-inclined, and has unbeatable style. There is beef between private and public schooling, and a big distinction between the North and the South parts, but one thing about Amityville is certain either way: there is never a dull moment. So fucking cruise 80 miles an hour down Richmond, smoke down at Amityville Beach, stuff your face at Mike's and Blue T, pretend you don't drop into Brownstone's all the time, get your ass to the July 3rd Fair and the Christmas Tree Lighting, get big at Dolphin, wait in line for an hour at Better Bagel, and remember that this fucking Bay Village is a lot more than just Friendly.

Oh yeah, and there's always that house that random people stop us to look for.
"Where are you from?"
"Amityville."
"Oh, wow."

"Shit, the cops are here."
"It's okay, I'm related to like 10 police officers."

"Have you ever been inside it? Do people live there? Is it true?"
"Please shut up."
Amityville by hollaaa December 25, 2005

Amityville 

North or South? There's a difference.

Also called A-ville by some people.

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North: Also referred to as 'the ghetto of Amityville'

South: South of Merrick. 'Where the white people live'
Amityville by D Dawgg September 27, 2011

amityville 

mentally ill from amityville...
amityville by jdubb March 30, 2003

amityville horror house 

112 ocean ave. this is where a family was killed by one of their own. years later, another family who bought the home was driven from it with stories that would haunt them for the rest of their lives. everyone on long island has been there or knows someone who has. this is a must-stop on halloween. the home appears to be normal now, but who knows? as normal as it may appear,people still find it a neccesity to stop there from time to time.
"hey, you wanna drive past the amityville horror house?"
"no way... im not gonna die tonight. . ."

Amityville 

Amityville in long island got all different kinds of neighborhoods and people

1. Amity Harbor be mostly made up of middle class White people (who think they're rich). Most send their kids to Private School b/c of Amity Schools poor performance and racial reasons. Most people from here flaunt they money in an extremely gaudy fashion in a desperate attempt to not be associated wit North Amity in the eyes of people from other towns. The Amityville Horror was here.

2. Amityville Village is mostly White but more diverse than the harbor. Its more dense than da other parts of town and has older homes. This is where downtown is and all da fancy shops. The town be very concerned about they image and flipped out cause a supermarket sign aint had the right color or something of that nature. Most people here be working class.

3. North Amityville is mostly Black with some Latinos (and White people mainly in da trailer park's). Most people here act very ghetto (even da older bunch) to the point of it just gettin ridiculous and pathetic. North Amity got high crime but it's been very low in recent years, the parts off Sunrise tend to got the most crime and poverty. There be a shitload of fast food restaurants on 110. North Amity isn't all rundown, there actually be some nice parts like the neighborhoods right south of the North Amity Town Pool off Albany Ave, these parts are very flashy and extravagent. North Amity got it's issues but it aint as bad as its made out to be
Woman: Let's go to Amityville
Husband: Which part?
Amityville by amitytowner October 15, 2011