The american version of a burrito found at Frostburg State University in Maryland. Basically, replace each ingredient in an Mexican Burrito found in places like Taco Bell with leftovers from thanksgiving.
Beans --> Mashed Potatoes
Beef --> Leftover Turkey Hot Sauce --> Cranberry Sauce
Rice --> Lettuce
Lettuce --> Carrots
Person 1: Man! This American Burrito is hella bootsy!
Person 2: Quiet dbag, there's nothing quite like the delicious combination of mashed potatoes and lettuce in your mouth!
Person 1: Yeah, you'reright... I'm such a Sheeple...
Ignorant American: "hey Hoezay (Jose) I'll take ya to Taco Bell so u can make me one of them Burritos.i love me sum Burritos how about you do ya like that good Mexican food."
Mexican Named George: "It's not my fault you don't know how to order from Taco Bell or how to make your own American Burrito. I like to eat a Burrito every once in a while but I eat it like it's a foreign food because they don't make fake Mexican food in my hometown.
seeing as a burrito consists of a flour tortilla wrapped or folded around a filling. which is slightly like a sub from Quiznos or subway, just not Mexican and has different fillings inside.
guy 1: "hey, lets go get a American burrito from Subway."
guy 2: "sure, i love subway."
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.