The most kick-ass country on Earth. Despite what the UN liberals have you think, most people here are patriots who are proud to fight for their country, which is why all the draft-dodging pussies went running off to Canada. We are the most hated country only because we actually have the balls to protect what we care about. And not only do we protect our country, we send aid to other places in need. So all of you who hate America SHUT THE FUCK UP.
America is the land of the free and the home of the brave. God bless America.
by bowlingforcolumbuncombe December 30, 2009
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The most beautiful, amazing, gorgeous, soulful, fun, silly, exciting, pretty, lalalallalalalalalalalaaaaaaaa person:)
America is hot.
by heyfanfour August 03, 2010
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The FUCK YOU country, The United States. The Greatest country on Earth, despite what Newsweek will lead you to believe, FUCK YOU Finland! I believe that we should move our decrepit parent Great Britain in our house and take care of it. So England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland, will be the newest four states. Then we should go around the world annexing any country that speaks English and make them territories. Then blow up every country that doesn't speak English as a primary Language. That's how it already works, all the countries that speak English are riding our coattails. That would leave the United States not only as the greatest country on Earth but the only country on Earth.
"Hey Will."

"Yeah Chris."

"We live in the greatest country on Earth, America."

"Why is that."

"For starters, two words: nuclear-fucking-weapons."

"Good point, now lets go shooting then make fun of the government."

"Yep we can do that because we are White Christian Men who only have sex with women."

(Both Together) "YEAH!!!"
by The A**hole August 18, 2010
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A country that everybody bashes because they hate to admit that it's better than their country. America is and for a long time will be the greatest nation the Earth has ever seen. With the most prestigious universities, hottest women (only exception: Brazil), richest people, and stunning cities (New York City is undeniably the best city in the world); America rules the planet. Don't hate the nation, hate the truth. ;)
American: and you hate me why?
European: because you're American.
American: what's wrong with that?
European: ........ugh....because you're better than me.
by escalade94 July 12, 2011
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1. The country other countries say they hate, yet wish they were.

2. The only country without the complex of having to complain about other countries to make their pathetic and poorly run governments seem legitamate.
I hate America and that's why I spend all my time obsessing over it.
by bfos January 07, 2005
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An ironic italian synonym for Vagina
Mario: I've reached America! (I had the first sexual intercourse with my new female partner)

Luigi: Good! How it was?

Mario: Plain (Shaved)
by Pinball Wiz January 01, 2009
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