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Amazon echo 

1) A mediocre speaker with a POS smart assistant that absolutely sucks at responding to your commands. Very often misinterprets everything you say even when speaking in a normal voice, let alone when speaking quietly.

2) A dumb irritating person that you have to stick with on a long-term basis.
1) "Alexa, turn on the bedroom light"
"Sorry, I couldn't find a device named bedroom lamp"

"Alexa, turn the light strips to six"
"Got it, turning off all the lights"
"fuck off"

2) "Why so pissed?"
"I have an Amazon echo in my bedroom, go figure."

Amazon Echo 

A lady who says sorry i don't know that one to annoy you when you need to know if Kaiser Wilhelm II enjoyed icecream
Alexa play Despacito, My Amazon Echo helps me when me sod
Amazon Echo by Pacedonica April 4, 2019

Amazon echo 

Ask amazon echo to call the police. Nothing bad happens its really cool.its a secret don't tell anyone though
Amazon echo by Mynanleftme February 19, 2020

Amazon Echo 

Amazon echo: "I am a very model of digital intelligence"

Also amazon echo: Ask her a simple question and she says "sorry I don't know that one" or "I'd rather not answer that"
Amazon echo is not a very model of digital intelligence
Amazon Echo by UltimateDoge May 2, 2021
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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