1) A mediocre speaker with a POS smart assistant that absolutely sucks at responding to your commands. Very often misinterprets everything you say even when speaking in a normal voice, let alone when speaking quietly.
2) A dumb irritating person that you have to stick with on a long-term basis.
1) "Alexa, turn on the bedroom light"
"Sorry, I couldn't find a device named bedroom lamp"
"Alexa, turn the light strips to six"
"Got it, turning off all the lights"
"fuck off"
2) "Why so pissed?"
"I have an Amazon echo in my bedroom, go figure."
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.