1) A mediocre speaker with a POS smart assistant that
absolutely sucks at responding to your commands. Very often misinterprets
everything you say even when speaking in a normal voice, let alone when speaking quietly.
2) A dumb
irritating person that you have to stick with on a long-term basis.
1) "Alexa, turn on the bedroom light"
"Sorry, I couldn't find a device named bedroom lamp"
"Alexa, turn
the light strips to six"
"Got it, turning off all the lights"
"
fuck off"
2) "Why so pissed?"
"I have an Amazon echo
in my bedroom, go figure."
