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Amazon echo 

1) A mediocre speaker with a POS smart assistant that absolutely sucks at responding to your commands. Very often misinterprets everything you say even when speaking in a normal voice, let alone when speaking quietly.

2) A dumb irritating person that you have to stick with on a long-term basis.
1) "Alexa, turn on the bedroom light"
"Sorry, I couldn't find a device named bedroom lamp"

"Alexa, turn the light strips to six"
"Got it, turning off all the lights"
"fuck off"

2) "Why so pissed?"
"I have an Amazon echo in my bedroom, go figure."

Amazon Echo 

A lady who says sorry i don't know that one to annoy you when you need to know if Kaiser Wilhelm II enjoyed icecream
Alexa play Despacito, My Amazon Echo helps me when me sod
Amazon Echo by Pacedonica April 4, 2019

Amazon echo 

Ask amazon echo to call the police. Nothing bad happens its really cool.its a secret don't tell anyone though
Amazon echo by Mynanleftme February 19, 2020

Amazon Echo 

Amazon echo: "I am a very model of digital intelligence"

Also amazon echo: Ask her a simple question and she says "sorry I don't know that one" or "I'd rather not answer that"
Amazon echo is not a very model of digital intelligence
Amazon Echo by UltimateDoge May 2, 2021

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026