Alysia Juarez

Alysia Juarez is a beautiful girl, when she laughs, smiles, and talks, you will feel like your floating. Her face is beautiful and her voice is orgasmic. When she says you name you’ll feel like crying from how beautiful it sounds. When you meet Alysia no other girl will look the same, NOBODY is as perfect as she is. Her hugs feel like when you put on 3 blankets on a cold winter night, her eyes are always shiny, and glowing, as soon as you make eye contact with her, you fall in love again. She can easily become anyone’s friend, because of how perfect and amazing she is. The first thing you’d notice about her is her hair, it’s curly, pretty, luscious, soft, shiny, and it smells like coconuts and flowers.

“Is that Alysia Juarez?! Wow she’s so beautiful!!”

“Alysia Juarez? Dude no way that’s your girlfriend, she’s way too pretty for you” “Yes she is bro, she’s beautiful isn’t she (Alysia Juarez)”

Alysia Juarez by Your Loser<3 October 18, 2021

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004