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Alton Missouri

The land of meth and pedophiles. A proud village of run-down mobile homes full of hypocritically religious dope heads that prey on young children.
See that snaggletoothed tweeker? He's from Alton Missouri.
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Dirty Antwone 

Someone who has a dick so big it can break a Continent in half. Someone who has legends told about his great enormous cock.
When a Beautiful Women heard that a Dirty Antwone was in he town she wanted to see the dirty Antwone and ride his BBC
Dirty Antwone by Stardad69 April 15, 2020
Antwone is a real as it can get. He strives for the best, stay humble and is committed to the money. Has no surrender, no retrieve.
Antwone is where the money is
Antwone by CTM Twone December 24, 2016

Sasha Alton 

Sasha alton can be used for being the furry of the group that uses "E"
E is a origin use of being a cool person that likes furries.
Max: hi
Sasha Alton: E
Max: E

alton brown 

Thomas Dolby's evil twin (or at least a dead ringer for him). Has a cooking show on the Food Network.
One of my favorite episodes is when Alton Brown shows how to brew your own beer.
alton brown by Beer Hunter February 12, 2004

altonist 

Someone who follows what Alton Brown says like a religion.
I am indeed an Altonist.
altonist by Lovelytoes September 1, 2007