A teenager who, in an attempt to break societal norms and quotas, dresses, acts, and listens to the same "alternative" music as the majority of other disgruntled teenagers. Piercings, unnaturally colored hair, band t-shirts and a general air of angst and contempt are usually required.
by ice September 5, 2002
Get the alternateen mug.Not to be confused with the other (incorrect) definition of alternateen (which actually is an umbrella of Punk, Poserpunk, Emo, Scene, Goth, Hardcore, Grindcore, and Death Metal, all in one tight little generalization), Alternateens are the undereducated Hipsters. They look relatively indie, but stay within earth tones, have close to hippie-esque hair, and tend to say they listen to "Alternative Music" not knowing the specifics of the genre. Alternative encompasses all subgenres of rock (see whats above, give or take some). Alternateens are mostly found in small towns and are teenagers that try too hard with knowing so little about culture.
We were walking down the street in that tiny port town when we passed a teen center surrounded by Alternateens, who gave us the nastiest look.
by regretsareawaste April 9, 2008
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by SaltyNott January 20, 2022
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Internet: WhY Is eVeRyOnE TyPiNg iN AlTeRnAtInG CaPs.
by mshaw43 June 19, 2019
Get the aLtErNaTiNg CaPs mug.A little known technique for fitting the max amount of people into the backseat of a car. If done properly, 4 maybe even 5 people will be able to comfortably ride in a 3 person backseat.
It consists of having the first person who gets in the back seat sitting with their ass either touching the backrest(as you would normally ride) or sitting with their ass as close to the edge of the seat(and as far from the backrest) as possible. From their, everyone alternates ass to front ass to back until you can't fit anymore people.
This is proven effective.
It consists of having the first person who gets in the back seat sitting with their ass either touching the backrest(as you would normally ride) or sitting with their ass as close to the edge of the seat(and as far from the backrest) as possible. From their, everyone alternates ass to front ass to back until you can't fit anymore people.
This is proven effective.
"Dude I don't know if I can give all of you a ride"-Guy 1
"It's chill we'll just sit with alternating asses and be good to go."-Guy 2
"It's chill we'll just sit with alternating asses and be good to go."-Guy 2
by alcanic April 26, 2009
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