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alternateen

A teenager who, in an attempt to break societal norms and quotas, dresses, acts, and listens to the same "alternative" music as the majority of other disgruntled teenagers. Piercings, unnaturally colored hair, band t-shirts and a general air of angst and contempt are usually required.
I just saw a gaggle of alternateens at the mall fondling a cardboard cutout of Limp Bizkit.
by ice September 5, 2002
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Alternateen

Not to be confused with the other (incorrect) definition of alternateen (which actually is an umbrella of Punk, Poserpunk, Emo, Scene, Goth, Hardcore, Grindcore, and Death Metal, all in one tight little generalization), Alternateens are the undereducated Hipsters. They look relatively indie, but stay within earth tones, have close to hippie-esque hair, and tend to say they listen to "Alternative Music" not knowing the specifics of the genre. Alternative encompasses all subgenres of rock (see whats above, give or take some). Alternateens are mostly found in small towns and are teenagers that try too hard with knowing so little about culture.
We were walking down the street in that tiny port town when we passed a teen center surrounded by Alternateens, who gave us the nastiest look.
by regretsareawaste April 9, 2008
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Alternate

Reference from the Mandela Catalogue
Someone who looks off / almost doesn't look like a human.
Bro looks like an alternate 💀
by SaltyNott January 20, 2022
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aLtErNaTiNg CaPs

The texting way of being sarcastic. Google "Spongebob Sarcasm Meme" for an example.
Idiot on the internet: Why is everyone typing in alternating caps.
Internet: WhY Is eVeRyOnE TyPiNg iN AlTeRnAtInG CaPs.
by mshaw43 June 19, 2019
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Alternating Asses

A little known technique for fitting the max amount of people into the backseat of a car. If done properly, 4 maybe even 5 people will be able to comfortably ride in a 3 person backseat.

It consists of having the first person who gets in the back seat sitting with their ass either touching the backrest(as you would normally ride) or sitting with their ass as close to the edge of the seat(and as far from the backrest) as possible. From their, everyone alternates ass to front ass to back until you can't fit anymore people.

This is proven effective.
"Dude I don't know if I can give all of you a ride"-Guy 1

"It's chill we'll just sit with alternating asses and be good to go."-Guy 2
by alcanic April 26, 2009
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Sergey Taboritsky (Alternate)

Funni Russian guy that missed a Tsar's child so much that he did a little trolling on the Russian people
Sergey Taboritsky (Alternate) seems like a cool monarchist, what could go wrong?
by secreperson October 13, 2021
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alternate facts

The Trump administration's interpretation of fact; a fact inside a conservative bubble; HUH?
Alternate facts are often used by the delusional.
by Tedda M. January 22, 2017
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