Aster's penis 

Noone's actually seen it, but legends say it's the biggest thing in the multiverse.
See Aster

"Woah, that building's almost as big as Aster's penis!"

Aster's penis by Asterical March 31, 2018

alter schwede 

German: Slang for "Dude!"

1: Guck dir die Wolke an! Riesig, oder?
2. Alter Schwede!
1: Ja Mann!

alter schwede by RubbelDieKatz July 10, 2017

80's after school special 

Totally Un believable, Un relatable, Un realistic drama with a lesson

80's after school specialJonathan steal candy from corner store. Laughed all the way home. Found out his mom is dying and the only thing thatvwill save her is the sales of those candies frim good lo Mr Ortega that helps the community is putting on fund raiser. And though Jonathan maid more then enough money volunteering to sell the most candies his heart was heavy. He needs to tell the truth.
2020 80's after school special
John cheats on Teresa with Stacy and lies about it. Teresa calls Stacy to confront her. Stacy said ots not me its him you need to talk to. John wont talk Teresa leaves John.

Newly single Teresa then gets asked out asked out on a date with Shilo. Excited for new energy, she agrees. Shilo pickes her up and goes to hos favorite place for pizza. ... when Tammy walks up. His ffiance. Dum da da dum Teresa has a 80's after school specieal on her hands.... does she get defensive and tell the girl off or remember confrontimg another girl in the same boat recently......whats the rigjt thing to do,?

Who gives a shit! Sounds like a 80's after school special to me!

80's after school special by Im 5280 Tiny May 9, 2020

Let's play fortnite after school sheesh bussin bussin you know you vibes no kizzy sheesh on god 😩

when you want to play fortnite after school and its really bussin bussin no kizzy on cap on god

hey baby Let's play fortnite after school sheesh bussin bussin you know you vibes no kizzy sheesh on god 😩!

Let's play fortnite after school sheesh bussin bussin you know you vibes no kizzy sheesh on god 😩 by Killua sussy baka69,420 UGH February 11, 2022

alter schlumpf 

When you leak nudes from somebody with somebody else and after you’re getting exposed for it you blame everybody else.

Yo your girlfriends nudes got exposed did you did it?

Yes but I still fuck her because I did the alter Schlumpf.

alter schlumpf by Honigmädchen July 3, 2021

The Alver’s Special

A process by which a mill stacker is railed (non sexually) with above average wooden board lengths ranging from 71”-80”. Most often being sent to you by an operator named “Kevin.” (Ps. Board lengths can be shorter than 71” however do not suck as much.)

Man last Wednesday sucked, my operator gave me The Alver’s Special.

The Alver’s Special by Mill Boy May 26, 2021

The Denny's after-effect 

After eating at Denny's, one shall feel dazed and full of greasy yummy food and ready to pop in bed.

Shortly after we ate at Denny's, most people started to feel the Denny's after-effect.

The Denny's after-effect by rofllmao18 February 9, 2009