Alpha male

An alpha male writes definitions of "beta male" on urban dictionary. They always feel the need to talk about how alpha they are. They guzzle cum to get extra testosterone. Closet homosexuals. We all accept you for yourself, "alpha male". No need to hide anymore. You can come out of the closet.

That "alpha male" is such a tryhard.

by hobojunkie May 15, 2021

Alpha male

Man who has a small dick who thinks that he is better then god but just has mommy/daddy issues

Guy: I'm a alpha male
Me: no your just a bottom

Guy:*cry's in bottom*

by I made your mom gay December 28, 2021

Alpha male

The Alpha male is memeulous

Girls:OMG it's the Alpha male memeulous *faints*

by Dirty Reese April 21, 2020

Alpha male

In nature, some animals, like wolves, have an "alpha male" in their pack. The alpha male is the one who leads the pack, makes sure it's fed, etc. The thing is though, this only happens when the pack's environment changes dramatically, like if they're put in a zoo. There is a group of (human) people who don't get this though and call themselves "alpha males", i.e "manly". They usually think they're much better than everyone else. The "hierarchy" goes like this in their head;

Alpha males (manly n' shit)
Beta males (Losers)

Now, the thing is, some "alpha males" think "wait, I'm better than everyone, why am I sharing the top of the hierarchy with so many who also think they're better than everyone?", and created "Sigma males", basically the same thing, but with no friends (They're "too good" for friends), so in their mind, the hierarchy goes

Sigma males (super manly n' shit)
Alpha males (manly n' shit)
Beta males (Losers)

It's just cringe

Lmao he thinks he's an alpha male, that's so fuckin' cringe lol

by POTUS Official December 13, 2021

Alpha male

Man of the house. The most powerful male of a certain group of males, and gets by far the most tang of any of the males in that group. Dominant. Most women resent his forceful authority, but they do what he says anyway because they are most likely very aroused.

Teenage son: "I'm the alpha male of this house. Paps has gotten too damn old."

Father: "boy, go fetch me the goddamn newspaper 'fore I come on over there and whoop ya like I did yesterday, and the day before, and the day before!"

Teenage son: "yes, master."

by GodofUniverseSon June 08, 2016

Alpha male

"Muscular" men who are under the height of 5'1 who cant be in proximity to women without giving everyone second-hand embarrassment so they "superiorize" themselves to have that 99% of presumably fake pridefulness that they didn't get as a child. (Used mostly in first person)

"I'm such an Alpha male," or "My alpha male body is too good for that."

by BlueMushroom_ May 06, 2022

Alpha male

stupid, ugly, pretends it doesn't bother him, he's not very strong, but battles it all with gravity.
Alpha males are white cishet men who knows nothing about females, but pretends that they do. their natural habitat is in a youtube podcast. Alpha males make their voice very deep and move their adams apple in order to attract females, what they dont know is that females typically stay away from this behavior.

person1: dude, did you hear Gary is an Alpha male?
person2: whoa dude, thats super cringe.

by Ellie is cool March 21, 2022