alpe

alpe, shortened form of the mexican frase, "como ano al pene", which in english means, "like a cock in an anus", referring to the properties of tightness or fit.

"That ring suits your finger alpe"

by rafael rodriguez April 19, 2007

Alps

Female breasts, boobs, cans, bags, juggs, tits, twins, milk spouts etc.

"Yo dude, check out the alps on that one."
"Yeah, that'd be swiss to cock-toboggan between those."

by SB-B August 6, 2008

ALP

Pronounced "AYE ELLE PEE" Acronym for "Abnromally Large Penis" used by many on the IRC (Internet Relay Chat).
Mainly useage of this word is found on the Undernet IRC network. (see MIRC)

"* snoopdan lets notty hold his ALP"

"hey snoop, hows the ALP hanging?"

"My ALP itches."

by snoopdan.com May 29, 2005

ALP

The Australian Labor Party. The only Australian left-wing party with a chance, but who commonly screws it up due to their lack of backbone and propensity towards failure.

The ALP sucks ALP. (See definition one)

The ALP lost again in 2004 because they tried to pretend they were nice people when in actual fact they are just politicians.

by Lexette June 5, 2005

Alping

Rudely shooting down someone who is trying to get your attention in a social situation.

Wow! Did you see Ryan? He's totally Alping that girl who was trying to dance with him! He just shook his head and walked away!

by Tripnastic June 5, 2011

ALP

Ass Licking Pussy
When someone is a ass licking pussy they are someone who lives there life to please others but many find this intolerable

Lisa- but he's so nice to me
Marissa- he's nice to everyone it annoys me
Lisa- I mean he is a bit of a alp

by Tiktoktrendz January 28, 2021

ALP

Stands for Aggressive Little People or Aggressive Little Person.

Dude that short chick is hot." "Watch out man i heard shes an ALP.

by Unicorn-Girl August 9, 2011