Alina S. 

a big loser who likes men that will never marry her. She got cootiess from pigs and she likes to be on her laptop 24/7 Call 911 if you see her and she stinks

Alina S. passes you

ME:" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ALINA A S. CUNT! calls 911"

Alina S. by unknown_loverUwU November 7, 2023

Alien's National day 

We celebrate the aliens national day on the 7 of August. We wcelbrate this day because they haven't taken over our globe. They don't like cheese, they actually hate that shit.

Oh, Today it is the Alien's National day!

Alien's National day by glizzzzygobbler February 28, 2022

Alien’s Brain 

The practice of improving a microwave by creating a concoction in a large coffee jar of a few large turds; take a shit in the jar or scoop it in, the former is better than the latter as it doesn’t leave scoop marks. Then fill the jar with piss (you may need more than one person here unless you have a full bladder).

Put the lid on the jar and you have what looks like a preserved brain In formaldehyde.

Add to an enemy’s microwave, put on full power and walk away.

The resulting explosion will destroy the microwave and possibly the ceiling too.

Never buy a second hand microwave with burn marks on.

That landlord didn’t give me my deposit back so I popped an alien’s brain in the microwave and bid him a good day.

Alien’s Brain by Rigobert Song July 29, 2023

Alien space eggs 

The act of spreading ones nutsack over the lens of a flash light and then turning on said flashlight to reveal what looks like Alien Space Eggs

Jenny was very turned on when Dan treated her to some Alien Space Eggs.

Alien space eggs by Trasher187 February 27, 2017

alina starkov 

literal sunshine

i love alina starkov, she is the light of my life

alina starkov by alina starkov’s lover April 3, 2021

alien sex

When your touch is so foreign, it's supernatural, extraterrestrial.

When I tell you what to do, I tell you what to do, what to do, what to do.

Kanye: Tell me what's next, alien sex?

alien sex by cosmic kiss December 28, 2011

Alien side boob 

A scene or image that contains the slightest amount of implicit risque content. This will in turn cause outrage from ignorant parents, right-wing nutjobs, and experts in unrelated fields.

Did you beat mass effect 2?

Yeah but they took out the alien side boob.

Alien side boob by jack5 April 25, 2011