Alien Hominid

Awesome video game developed by The Behemoth, Dan Paladin synj being the artist and creator of the characters, backrounds, and other art. A truly unique game that is a rare 2D gem among a sea of rushed 3D games. Flash version can be played on newgrounds

I spent so much time playing Alien Hominid, I think my eyes are bleeding!

Alien Hominid by Mozee October 1, 2004

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Alien Hominid

Originally a Flash game created by Dan Paladin and Tom Fulp, Alien Hominid debuted on Newgrounds in 2002 and received tons of praise. The following year, one of Dan's superiors at a game developer, John Baez, found out about Alien Hominid and decided it should become a console game.

The console version has completely redone coding and art, it is not the Flash version. The game was released on November 22, 2004 for the PS2 and Gamecube for $30. Both critics and gamers praise it for bringing an exteremely fun, hip, and retro style of gameplay in a market trashed by 3D games striving to have the most-realistic graphics and environments.

Alien Hominid made video games fun again.

Alien Hominid by Dr. Atomic December 4, 2004

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alien hominid

A gender neutral alien from an anonymous planet with yellow-tinted skin and huge, dark-colored eyes. Very defensive and dangerous. Capable of killing and mutilating. Be very cautious when sighting one.

The alien hominid hungrily tore the FBI agent's head off.

alien hominid by Scribbler January 8, 2005

Alien Hominid Invasion

A terrible remake of one of the best games ever made by the Behemoth

guy 1: "i love alien hominid invasion, its my favorite videogame of all time"
guy 2: "im gonna jerk off inside you tonight"

Alien Hominid Invasion by ticorza September 12, 2023

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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