Alfred Futterkiste

Always the one and only friend that’s here for me, impossible not to trust and makes others feel comfortable and loved. Perfect golden ratio of being wholesome and sweet to horknee 😂 Best person to have as a best friend and girlfriend 😜! Really understanding and patient 💗The most genuine and sweet person on earth and always finds a new creative way to cheer people up 💖 Is the most amazing person I’ve ever had and needs to know he doesnt need to change and he’s already perfect for who he is 💓 The bestest person anyone can ever be best friends with!

Alfred Futterkiste, can you help me with homework?
Good night, Alfred Futterkiste

HAPPY 15TH BIRTHDAY, ALFRED FUTTERKISTE!

Alfred Futterkiste by warlt March 15, 2024

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fudanshi

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi

Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.

fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017

Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

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country mile

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance

"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"

country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006

Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

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Regular Degular

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.

May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.

Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023

Word of the Day on July 3, 2026

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feeder

Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.

(see entry for feederism

feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004

Word of the Day on July 2, 2026

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give a hoot don't pollute

the act of giving a hoot and not polluting

*sees a dirtbag litter*
gIVE A HOOT DON'T POLLUTE BITCH

*slam dunks trash into appropriate bin*

give a hoot don't pollute by giveahoot_dontpollute August 27, 2017

Word of the Day on July 1, 2026

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grandnibling

Sibling's grandchild.

My grandnibling is a good person.

grandnibling by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

Word of the Day on June 30, 2026

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