Alf Martin, the pedo norwegian teacher that loves to flirt with the teenage girls in his class. He is basically balding with only a little patch similar to a brownie stuck to his forehead. His big schnozer covers his whole face and he will try everything he can to make fun of you infront of his entire class.

He will love you if you show a little cleavage
"oh look its Alf Martin" - "oh no, ive lost my will to live"
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A big schnozed man, with an attitude of a multi millionare business owner. He can be spotted with a brownie patch on his head meanwhile everything else is just bald. Nigger
"Hey look there is alf martin", "What a gay piece of shit!"
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Gay norwegian teacher, who will dedicate his life to try to humiliate you. Typically has a big nose, and practicly bald.
"Hey look, it's Alf martin!"
"I hate that big nosed, homo sex, fucking bitch."
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Really awesome Jew in Horten kommune working at the videregående school
I need help alf reidar
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Mate, I was caught napping last night when I got Alfed - was screwed for hours and was late for work
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when one wears a top hat and busts on someones face
My girlfriend really likes her peresidents and asked me to give her an (ALF) abe lincon facial
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Alf Garnett: A working class person that votes for the Conservatives party
You voted tory then you are an Alf Garnett.
by Mr JP Mc September 18, 2020
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