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Horten Hears Ahoo 

When 2 gay mice have even gayer sex. P̵̧̛̬͖̱̂̍̀̏̀̏̒̏̑͗̈́̕͠͝ē̴̡̖͙̣̜̪̃̈́́͗͐̾̊n ̛͙̞͍̫̤̘͓̹͇̄͋̃̏͝ͅi̶̝͍̟͙̭̮̺̟͙̔͒̓̈́š̶͎̾̈͂͐ ̨̡̞̗̱̮̳̘̹̪͈͂̽P̴̘͆ê̶̡̼̣̯̈̔̈́͂̑͊͂́̅͘͝ě̵̱̹͓͇̀P ̢͈̤̬̯̖̲̲͙̥̳̺̝͂̍͆ͅe ̡̢͍̦̰̰͇͚̤͂̂̈́̅̀̍̒͝é̴͇̪̰̙̹̖͕̳͉̈͒̾̋͜͜ͅ
Ayo what then mice doin shorty? They be Horten Hears Ahoo dawgy.

The Tony Horten

Pumpin some heavy bench press, while getting some heavy head...
I was on my last set in the gym, when my girl stopped in to give me the motivation to knock out my last reps and hit me with "The Tony Horten"!
The Tony Horten by Stavie Jones! November 10, 2012

Down Horrendous 

A worse version of Down Bad. When someone is egregiously horny.
Guy 1 : I just bought some girls 50$ OnlyFans.
Guy 2 : You are down horrendous!
Down Horrendous by Tylertoad December 7, 2020

Horton’s Law 

Politicians can be counted on to keep all their bad promises, and abandon all their good ones.
Of course Trump is adding to the debt and hasn’t passed any progun legislation, it’s Horton’s law.
Horton’s Law by Moa_wearemoa June 28, 2019
A word referring to the relationship of horses and Forsen, a popular Swedish streamer on Twitch.tv, in which he has been sent Gifs of seemingly harmless memes but transition to an image of a horse receiving special services from a woman in a particular appearance by his charitable donators, unfortunately leading to his eventual bans beginning in 2020, although he has received such donations several years beforehand.

It has then evolved to a joke within the Forsen-centric community (such as NymN's chat), leading to emotes commemorating this as well as the spamming of OMEGALULs and LULWs, which evolves into PepeHands and Sadges when the God Gamer is banned from streaming.
Pleb 1 : "Do you know why Forsen got banned?"
Pleb 2: "Horsen monkaE"
Baj 1 : "Horsen OMEGALUL"

Two months later:
Baj 1: "No more Hobosen PepeHands"
Pleb 1 & 2: "Horsen Sadge"
Horsen by TheJollyDuck December 2, 2020

Hootenberry

1.) A story or explanation that is simple for one but may be difficult to follow for others.

2.) A story or explanation that may be full of half truths or whole lies depending upon the teller of said story and whether they can remember what lies they’ve told in the past.
My family tree is kind of a hootenberry; my mom’s sister was married to my dad’s cousin but then they divorced and now her sister is married to his uncle so all the cousins on that side are kissing cousins twice removed.

2.)” My followers on YouTube are mostly haters because they want me to fail. I was just reading in the comments yesterday that everyone said they were waiting for me to die.”

“Actually they said if you don’t change your lifestyle you won’t have much longer to live…how can you keep telling all these hootenberries?!”
Hootenberry by Madam.J June 17, 2021