Alaskan Uncrustable

A person with lots of ass hair who has trouble wiping; shit-encrusted ass hair.
“Dude, why does Kaleb smell so bad??”
“You didn’t know? He’s got one of them Alaskan Uncrustables.”
“We should get Kaleb a bidet.”
by SylverZephyr March 14, 2022
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