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Alabama kid 

If you ever encounter a Lil shit like an Alabama kid please call the fucking police ASAP they are a mess. Their fav hobbies usually are fishing as well as hunting especially deer. In general, these kids at school are just plain of weird affff. Their type of music genre would consist of country music mostly talking about smashing your cousin and drinking Tennessee whisky. They will usually do a fake ass southern accent that sounds so fucking fake *it will make you cringe or worse make your ears bleed out* They do not have any fashion sense they'd usually wear on a Saturday some brown cowboy boots, a white tank top, ripped jeans, and a big ass belt. Here are some things almost all Alabama kids will have in common.
-Racist
-Homophobic
-Transphobic
-Against women rights
-Makes rape jokes
-Toxic masculinity
-Loves guns
-Back the blue
-Against BLM
-Things LGBT don't deserve rights
-Usually would be a die-hard Trump supporter

Some names of an Alabama kid are:
-Hunter
-Gunner
-Tomas
-Davis
-Preston
-Chase
-Gavin
-and etc
(but fr its mostly a joke expect if their racist or some shit-)
Alabama kid: Wanna talk about guns?! Ma got me a new assault rifle for my birthday last week!
Random kid: Uhmm.. no thanks... *in head: wtf.. who owns a gun as a f**kin kid..*
Alabama kid: Look! *shows phone* may daddy just got a new truck what you think?
Random kid: cool.. I guess?
Alabama kid: You know I hate dem liberals they think they can just take our guns and our rights as the American people we have the right to our guns!
Random kid: Uhm.. honestly I don't really wanna talk about politics... I'm not really into that stuff

Alabama kid: You must be a liberal *spits on random kid* you must be a disgrace to your ma!
Random kid: ._. ok...
Alabama kid by i is chicken January 23, 2021
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
Word of the Day on May 16, 2026

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on May 15, 2026