A litteral Sex Republic where kids go to fuck random retarded zionists while pretending that they are good jews that learn torah.
Hemsley: Hey Jeremiah, you wanna go to that Bnei Akiva thing tonight?
Jeremiah: Naaa, all their programs are shitholes.
Jeremiah: Naaa, all their programs are shitholes.
by FuckBneiAkiva December 9, 2018
mary: "whens the bnei akiva thing?"
sue: "who knows bnei akiva is super unorganized but whatever."
mary : "i know right, i never know when anything is going on!"
sue: "who knows bnei akiva is super unorganized but whatever."
mary : "i know right, i never know when anything is going on!"
by eva thin December 19, 2016
A jewish organization that is run by youth. Teenagers between the ages of 15 and 17 are in counselors of a certain age group and organize activities, for fun and to educate them about Judiasm, Israel and most importantly how to be a good friend and person.
"i cant wait to go to bnei akiva!"
"neither can i! i love how our counselors combine life lessons with games!"
(said the nerdiest sounding kid ever)
"neither can i! i love how our counselors combine life lessons with games!"
(said the nerdiest sounding kid ever)
by chillax,itsjustmaia August 29, 2017
A cult
Person 1: U going to the Bnei Akiva event?
Person 2: Ya man we’re doing some cult ceremony where we dress in uniform and sing our anthem while dancing around a fire with NSCY flyers in it
Person 2: Ya man we’re doing some cult ceremony where we dress in uniform and sing our anthem while dancing around a fire with NSCY flyers in it
by BAisacult December 10, 2018
An Organization whose goal is to take Jews who claim to be religious and strengthen their Zionism while weakening their belief in G-d. They pride themselves on having an outward look of being religious but inside, they aren’t.
I wear a kippa but not tzitzis, because people will notice if I’m not wearing a kippa but won’t notice if I’m not wearing tzitzis. I am a proud member of Bnai Akiva.
by MosheShpiegs December 10, 2018
When someone makes an impossible catch.
Can be used either to describe it or shouted when the catch is made.
Can be used either to describe it or shouted when the catch is made.
Mr. Friedman walked into class and an angry black girl threw a desk at him. As he caught it his class shouted "AKIVA CATCH".
by Cocasian June 27, 2010
by Cocasian June 27, 2010