bnei akiva

a Zionist youth group. kids are very inclusive and opinionated.

mary: "whens the bnei akiva thing?"
sue: "who knows bnei akiva is super unorganized but whatever."
mary : "i know right, i never know when anything is going on!"

by eva thin December 19, 2016

bnei akiva

A jewish organization that is run by youth. Teenagers between the ages of 15 and 17 are in counselors of a certain age group and organize activities, for fun and to educate them about Judiasm, Israel and most importantly how to be a good friend and person.

"i cant wait to go to bnei akiva!"
"neither can i! i love how our counselors combine life lessons with games!"
(said the nerdiest sounding kid ever)

by chillax,itsjustmaia August 31, 2017

Bnei Akiva

A litteral Sex Republic where kids go to fuck random retarded zionists while pretending that they are good jews that learn torah.

Hemsley: Hey Jeremiah, you wanna go to that Bnei Akiva thing tonight?

Jeremiah: Naaa, all their programs are shitholes.

by FuckBneiAkiva December 9, 2018

Bnei Akiva

A cult

Person 1: U going to the Bnei Akiva event?
Person 2: Ya man we’re doing some cult ceremony where we dress in uniform and sing our anthem while dancing around a fire with NSCY flyers in it

by BAisacult December 9, 2018