The irrational fear of being enveloped in a rash-like structure. People with arashaphobia often cannot stand the feeling or even the thought of being in a rashy situation, it makes their skin crawl.
Ya, didn't you hear, Jon apparently has arashaphobia, and hates the thoughts of anything rashy.
Oh, then keep him away from Ashley.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).